No Bologna

My cupcakes have a sperm theme

Just look, see, there they are!

My sheet cake teems with swimmers

They're leaving mental scars.

Oh we see these wrecks here every day

And if you ask me why I'll saaaaayyy...

'Cause Wreckerators have a way

with piping human DNA.

Thanks to Valerie A., Angel K., Stacey, Suzy W., and Caitlin W. for sowing the seeds of this post.

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P.S. I don't know who needs to know that this exists, but...

Oscar Meyers Monster Truck Hot Wheels

... you're welcome.

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

Halloweenies

Warning: Weenie humor ahead! 

Anyone else think the Halloween cakes are getting kinda handsy this year?

No, no. I mean, it seems like the designs are getting a lot...fresher.

"GOOSE!"

For example, some people might think these "pumpkins" represent huge...tracts of land:

Others might think it's a little chilly in here.

Hey, sure, bakers, just stick that candy corn anywhere:

I'd say the bat was a nice touch, but I think the ghost might disagree.

And when it comes to pumpkin cookies, this bakery offers up some stiff competition:

I'm surprised that they'd erect such a dinky display.

And while that might seem like a hard act to follow, it turns out there's more than one bakery trying to get ahead:

Psst. Bakers. Here's a tip.

Also, I think your problem stems from a cockeyed decorator with a testy disposition getting a good-natured ribbing from the bakery staff.

Ben, Kristen Z., Bevin C., Petra R., Zack J., and Sara W., these cakes salute you.

Sorry about that.

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P.S. You know how everyone is decorating with these cute wall bats for spooky season?

Well I found them on Amazon! They're re-usable PVC - so weatherproof - and cost less than $10 for a pack of 56. While you're there I highly recommend scrolling the customer image gallery, too, for cute decorating ideas like this.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: