Poppin' A Squat On A Frosted Blue Ball

Confusing-but-exuberant life advice is my new favorite thing:

Oooh, Let's is!

 Looks like someone's missing Valentine's Day:

Stop picturing the swirly things as legs. Stop picturing the swirly things as legs. Stop picturing...

And can't wait for Mardi Gras:

(It's clearly flipping us off for not knowing a fleur-de-lis when we see one.)

While you're chewing on that mystery, here's another:

WHAT UP

(If you can stare at anything besides that blue ball Mr. Baldy McParachute-Pants is squatting on, then you're a better woman than I.)

Still, the crown jewel of this week's collection - the veritable pièce de résistance, if you will - has to be this thing:

What.
the actual.
heck.

Thanks to Karyn S., Debi S., Robbie B., Lacey F., & Sarah W. for the magical ant-infested breakfast floating over an instagrammed landscape, because, seriously, I couldn't even make this stuff up.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

And from my other blog, Epbot:

10 Bakers Who Would Really Suck At Pictionary

Ready, Set, DRAW!

1. Steak:

I guess "T-Bone" doesn't like his steak well done.
(HEYO!)

2. Guitar:

Strings are for sissies.

3. Truck Tire:

Yes, really.

4. The Eiffel Tower:

Try as I might, all I can see is the Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story. Just me?

5. Basketball:

*sigh*

6. Flip-Flops:

Made from only the freshest diseased lungs.

7. Alligator:

Post-digestion.

8. Fire:

"Fire" going down in flames. The irony, it burns.

9. Airplane

"Surely you can't be serious."

"I am serious... and don't call me 'Shirley.'"

10. Elvis:

...left the building a long, LONG time ago. This looks more like David Bowie wearing a skunk.

Thanks to Teresa, Anne D., Mattia M., Julia B., Sherri C., Katelyn C., Rachel, Emily D., Jen M., & Heather R. for drawing all the wrong conclusions.

*****

Do you shop Amazon? Then how about clicking through my affiliate link to shop? USA, UK, Canada.

 Visiting Amazon through those links will help support the site, and costs you nothing. Thanks, guys!

And from my other blog, Epbot: