Yesterday we celebrated dads everywhere.
Some of us better than others.
"You're more like number 12."
"And some day I may even take the quotes off."
FUN FACT: Did you know that Wreckerators are legally prohibited from spelling "you're" correctly on Father's Day cakes? It's true:
LESS FUN FACT: I think I just found the poster cake for Awkward Family Cakes.
Or am I the only one who thinks it's weird to tell your dad he's a great catch?
Or that he's a "hole in one?"
"Your the Best in US"
[clearing throat] Alrighty, then. Moving on...
Are you keeping tabs on the misspellings? 'Cuz here comes "your" number five!
"Because you're sunny half the time and cold and dark the rest."
See? That analogy TOTALLY works.
Oh, wait! I found the missing "Dad"! See, it obviously swapped places with "Day":
Lauren R., Stacy L., Heather G., Nicole J., Ginger P., Chris & Christi E., admit it: "Alkie Smurf" would have been *hilarious.*TOUR REMINDER: Hey, Arizona, John and I will be at the Tempe Changing Hands bookstore tonight at 7pm! Bring a cupcake version of your favorite Wreck for a chance at fabulous prizes, fame, glory, etc. (Be sure to label the plate with your name.) We'll have a fun slide show, free cake, prizes, and lots of laughs - so BE THERE. Wrecky World Domination awaits!
That, or grandpa is a Smurf with a big red nose. Or a Na'vi with a big red nose. Or an Easter Island head. With a big red nose.
Or...well, you get the idea.