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What's a Wreck?

A Cake Wreck is any cake that is unintentionally sad, silly, creepy, inappropriate - you name it. A Wreck is not necessarily a poorly-made cake; it's simply one I find funny, for any of a number of reasons. Anyone who has ever smeared frosting on a baked good has made a Wreck at one time or another, so I'm not here to vilify decorators: Cake Wrecks is just about finding the funny in unexpected, sugar-filled places.

Now, don't you have a photo you want to send me? ;)

- Jen

Baker Of Wrecks, Destroyer Of Childhoods

Hang on to your inner child, kids; things are about to get ugly.








What the...?



[wince] OUCH.



Huh, I've never heard of Iron Man's "exploding crotch" feature before. Must be an upgrade.


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Reader Comments (11)

Oooooh, lovely. #3 cake is Swan Panda Lake.

January 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterShirley

1) This is what happened when Smurfette and Popeye had a child.
2) Looks like Spiderman must have been cold and is now taking to wearing wool. Maybe the reason he stuck his hand out like this is he's taking a turn at being a traffic cop. (You'd think someone who works with their hands every day and has to see them every day would do a better job making a hand than this).
3) It ain't perfect, but at least it's closer. But it's still pandamonium.
4) What's this? A radioactive cloud with a mask?
5) Looks like Iron Man had a wardrobe malfunction and peed his suit. Or one of the other Avengers lit his fart. Or maybe he has an STD and this is a symbolic rendering of the pain he feels.

January 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterMike


January 10, 2019 | Unregistered Commentermindy1

And that's why you should never leave a Smurf in your car on a sunny day.

January 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterBorg

That last one must be one helluvvan "upgrade'...But it reminds me of the hot peanuts that Woolworth (and other places) had back in my day...

January 10, 2019 | Unregistered Commentersendingtheclowns

No 5 is not appropriate in the Me Too era...

January 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterColin

Wow, I didn't know you could request a Kung Fu Panda cake where his stomach looked like the surface of the moon. Color me impressed. Also, it looks like he's wearing a ballet slipper. (Ah, *now* I get Shirley's comment, heh.)

January 10, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterYet another Jen

I can't even stop laughing to wonder where on earth the wreckerators thought these even resembled what they were supposed to put on the cake lmao.

January 11, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterArlene Marie

It’s pas de Kung Fu Panda! He has his first dance audition this week!

January 11, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterChicago

That poor tmnt lost a game of frogger.

January 11, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterKelly

There is a song I remember from my youth that, with a few alterations, serves as a caption:

Penisman, Penisman,
does whatever a penis can
Gets excited, gets erect,
Get portrayed on a CakeWreck...

Oh, wrong superhero

January 28, 2019 | Unregistered CommenterRick

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