Remember, boys and girls, NEVER ASSUME.
'Cuz that's not 'awesome.'
(It was supposed to say 'Happy Awesome Day.' Keep up, now.)
So let's eat, drink, and... er...
Suddenly all those "Marry Christmas" cakes are starting to make sense.
So in conclusion:
Thanks to Amy M., Heidi Ann, & Jennifer H. for keeping us abreast of the situation.
And from my other blog, Epbot: