In Which Jen Tries To Keep The Ball Jokes To A Minimum

Right off the bat, minions, I should tell you today's sportsball cakes are all par for the course.

(Hey, HERE'S A TIP.)

I mean, sure, some will seem out of left field...

...but these are right up your alley.

(I'll spare you the gutter-minded humor on this one.)

And somehow these cakes still reel customers in

...hook, line, and dink(er.)

You may see a swing and a miss:

(Or third base, depending on your perspective...)

But to the bakers, these are a slam dunk:

So the next time you feel like bakeries have you in a choke hold, minions...

...just remember: you could be looking at a real catch.

BALLS.

Thanks to Allison W., Scott W., Sarah H., Annilee A., Christina E., Marla G., Julia K., Michelle L., Steve S., Katie G. for staying on the ball by throwing it in my court after documenting those that dropped it.

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P.S. For those who don't have the balls to drink beer:

Pint Glass With Real Embedded Golf Ball

Now you can have at least one! :p

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And from my other blog, Epbot:

When The Cake Spills The Tea

It's "Tell The Truth" Day, minions, so remember: 

Sometimes you have to speak your truth:

Other times you have to speak it for others:

"We're just saying, Nina. Dang."

The truth can reveal our private pain:

(Now there's a groin-worthy caption.)

And the truth can also make us cheer:

(Um, thanks?)

Mostly, though, the truth is there to remind us of the unchanging realities that shape the world around us.

You know, like the fact that a capital L does NOT - in any way - look like this:

Oops.

But hey, either way it looks like Sue got lucky.

Thanks to Bernice T., Meg, Mark L., Diana G., & Rachel B. for the lesson on truth in advertising.

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Speaking of advertising, anyone need a new oven mitt?

"I've Got A Knife" Oven Mitt

There are also some more NSFW options, ha.

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And from my other blog, Epbot: