Friday Favs 12/16/16

A few of my favorite new submissions this week:

When you can't decide if you want a reindeer or an unenthusiastic Christmas ball:

Oh, deer.

When you try to do something nice for your Honey:

...but "Homey" don't play that.

When you want the cake flowers to match Mom's favorite china set, so you bring in a photo for reference:

There's a Be Our Guest joke in here somewhere, I just know it.
Now I want a picture of the plate slice on the matching plate. CAKE-CEPTION!

When special order birthday cakes just aren't what they used to be:

♫ My loaf
There's only you in my life
The only thing that's rye! ♪

♫ My first loaf
You're every breath I take
You're every bread I bake! ♫

WHAT. I'm on a roll!

Ahem.

And finally, when you try to be funny and order one of those "We're Just Here For The Sex" gender-reveal cakes, but the baker mishears you:

That's an inadvertent truth bomb right there, folks.

Thanks to Lauren E., Ange W., Cynthia F., Marcy W., & Janelle B., who know that's all we're here for, too.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.

Cupcake Day's Race To The Bottom

After you see enough cake wrecks, you can start to get the impression that individual cupcakes are a safe bet.

OH CONTRAIRE MONTRAIRE.

(I think some of those might be words. WHAT.)

Behold!

The ghosts of cupcakes past! And a random pile of poo!

And behold!

The song "Run, Run, Rudolph" just got real, y'all.

Keep beholding!

I don't know what these are, but, ew.

And I DO know what these are:

...but, ew.

(Think they're cigarette flavored? [hurk!])

But all of that pales in comparison to the cupcakes that turn every frown completely around - so it's still a frown:

The cupcakes that make accidental nipples seem downright family friendly:

The cupcakes, my friends... that I hear taste like a$$:

o.0

[crickets]
This brings to mind a song, dear minions. May I?

All together, now!

Thanks to Alice S., Bethany P., Matthew S., Sarah R., Heather W., Chris H., & Eric W. for helping us get to the bottom of all cupcake wreckage.

*****

Thank you for using our Amazon links to shop! USA, UK, Canada.