When Cassie asked her bakery if they could draw Ariel and Flounder on a cookie cake for her...
... they said yes.
Then Cassie showed them this picture:
... and they STILL said they could do it.
See, that was your first warning sign, Cassie.
This was your second.
Still, at least they gave poor Ariel a face. Raelin's baker, on the other head, failed so badly that she actually scraped off Cinderella's face and delivered the cake like this:
I KNOW RIGHT
I had to read the e-mail to understand what the heck I was looking at. It looks like an upside down chick with a shaved belly!
I mean "chick" as in baby chicken, btw.
It's weird I have to clarify that.
But also why I love you guys.
And while we're celebrating Princess Week (did I mention it's Princess Week? Hey, minions, IT'S PRINCESS WEEK), let's take a moment to appreciate that one woman's castle is another woman's castle, IF you know what I mean.
Also you might want to get that leak looked at.
Now get out there, princesses, and smash this weekend the way our patron saint would want you to:
HULK PRETTY PRINCESS.
HULK SMASH PATRIARCHAL EXPECTATIONS OF GENDER CONFORMITY.
Thanks to Cassie C., Raelin K., Janine E., & Stefani K. for giving us serious birthday cake goals.
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And from my other blog, Epbot: